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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

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I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Making waves on Discord:

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Just landed via Instagram:

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

Trending via YouTube:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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