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Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

Going viral on Twitch:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

Just shared via TikTok:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Live now on Instagram:

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Just shared via Reddit:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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29 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

34 shares on Reddit this month:

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

84 shares on Discord this month:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

18 shares on Slack this month:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

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So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

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I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

Just shared via Discord:

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Going viral on Discord:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Seen just now on TikTok:

I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

Going viral on Facebook:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Going bananas on Threads:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Going viral on Twitch:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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