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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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Reported on Telegram:

Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Just shared via Reddit:

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Going viral on Instagram:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Going viral on YouTube:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Making waves on Facebook:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Shared recently on TikTok:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Just landed via Reddit:

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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Seen just now on Facebook:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Making waves on WeChat:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Spotted on TikTok:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Broadcasted on X:

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

Live now on Discord:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Breaking via YouTube:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

Spotted on X:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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