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Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Live now on Messenger:

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Live now on TikTok:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Just landed via Slack:

Work is the worst video game ever.

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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I miss you (the money I spent).

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Just landed via Threads:

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Making waves on TikTok:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Making waves on Instagram:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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