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Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

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Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, β€œSCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

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Opened two gifts this morning, and they were my eyes.

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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

Just landed via Messenger:

I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.

Trending via Reddit:

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

Broadcasted on Threads:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Going bananas on Twitch:

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

Just shared via Discord:

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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91 shares on Facebook this month:

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

95 shares on Discord this month:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

33 shares on Slack this month:

Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

22 shares on Facebook this month:

Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

48 shares on Threads this month:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.

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Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said β€œThat would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ώ has viewed:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡· has copied:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡­ has bookmarked:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡² has copied:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

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Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ has copied:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

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One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Seen just now on Discord:

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

Just shared via Slack:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Trending via Telegram:

Half princess, half menace.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

Going bananas on Telegram:

I really can’t wait until it all works out.

Spotted on TikTok:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

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