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Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Reported on Threads:

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Trending via Threads:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Freshly posted on X:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Live now on TikTok:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Shared recently on X:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Breaking via Reddit:

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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5 months ago
Share →: When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

Commentary:
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the executioner trying to cut me off mid-sentence! Looks like I'll have to filibuster my way out of this one too. Let me tell you about the time I escaped a guillotine using only my wit and charm…"
6 months ago
Share →: “Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Commentary:
"Finally hitting the snooze button for eternity 💤⏰ Who says you can't sleep in peace? 🪦😴 #RestInEternalSnooze"

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Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Are you a software update, because not now!

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Pinterest:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Just landed via Twitch:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

Seen just now on Threads:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

Reported on X:

Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

Trending via Pinterest:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Shared recently on Messenger:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

Going viral on Twitch:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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