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Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I only drink when I people.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Spotted on Pinterest:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Trending via Telegram:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Single, not sure how to mingle.

Making waves on Reddit:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Going bananas on Threads:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Going viral on Threads:

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Just landed via Messenger:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

Trending via YouTube:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

79 shares on Discord this month:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

89 shares on Discord this month:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,394

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Manifesting you in my bed.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

Just shared via TikTok:

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Making waves on Instagram:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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