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Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

Funny Quotes Images

15,513

Jan 7, 2026

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Going bananas on Telegram:

Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

Spotted on TikTok:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Just landed via YouTube:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

Going viral on Messenger:

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Shared recently on X:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

Funny food debate quotes

Funny food debate quotes 🍕🥑 bring laughter to those passionate kitchen conversations where taste buds clash and cravings collide! Whether you’re Team Pineapple or Team No Pineapple, these witty lines spice up every foodie feud with humor and flavor 🌶️😂. Ready to settle delicious disputes with a smile? Let the tasty battles begin—because food fights have never been this fun! 🍔🎉

New funny food debate quotes 👇

Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

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1 week ago

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has recently bookmarked this quote.

66 shares on TikTok this month.
There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇹🇭 has recently copied this quote.

118 shares on Instagram this month.
Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

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2 months ago

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100 shares on Reddit this month.

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61 shares on Twitch this month:

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

42 shares on Discord this month:

I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

20 shares on Discord this month:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

Funny Quotes Images

15,513

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

My dream car is a taco truck.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

Trending via Instagram:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

Seen just now on Threads:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

Seen just now on Discord:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

Spotted on YouTube:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Spreading quickly via X:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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