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Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

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17,577

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Just landed via Telegram:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Seen just now on Threads:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Spotted on Threads:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

Making waves on Instagram:

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

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87 shares on Snapchat this month:

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

56 shares on Threads this month:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

65 shares on Reddit this month:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

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17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Going viral on Messenger:

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Going viral on Discord:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Live now on Instagram:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Trending via Facebook:

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

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