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Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

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Making waves on Messenger:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Trending via Telegram:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Reported on Discord:

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Spotted on Slack:

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Trending via YouTube:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Breaking via Twitch:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Trending via WhatsApp:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Reported on Pinterest:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Just landed via Slack:

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Reported on WeChat:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Just landed via Threads:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Trending via TikTok:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Making waves on X:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

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