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Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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Fries, not lies.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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Share →: People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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"Apparently sharing sandwiches isn't as cool as sharing a joint 🥪🌿 Who knew there was a 'subtle' sandwich etiquette we've all been missing out on? 😂 #WeirdButHungry"

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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