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Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Making waves on X:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

Trending via Slack:

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

Seen just now on Telegram:

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Spotted on Instagram:

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Making waves on Facebook:

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Freshly posted on Slack:

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Shared recently on Facebook:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

98 shares on Instagram this month:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

I need a day off from myself.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

Spotted on Facebook:

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

Trending via Facebook:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

Making waves on YouTube:

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

Trending via X:

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Spotted on Threads:

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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