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Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

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Jan 5, 2026

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Going viral on YouTube:

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Spotted on TikTok:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Funny food truck quotes

Funny food truck quotes bring a tasty twist to your day 🌮🚚! Whether you’re craving mouthwatering bites or just love clever wordplay, these witty sayings serve up smiles with every line 😄🍔. Perfect for foodies, street eats fans, and anyone who appreciates a side of humor with their meal 🍟🍦. Get ready to feast on fun and spice up your foodie vibes! 🌯🎉

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My dream car is a taco truck.

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84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

36 shares on X this month:

Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

86 shares on YouTube this month:

I run a parody bank account.

41 shares on Discord this month:

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

41 shares on Slack this month:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

45 shares on X this month:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

Funny Quotes Topics

17,557

Funny Quotes Images

15,485

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Shared recently on Instagram:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Seen just now on YouTube:

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

Seen just now on Reddit:

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

Making waves on Reddit:

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

Just shared via YouTube:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

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