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Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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Going bananas on Telegram:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Breaking via Twitch:

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Shared recently on Instagram:

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Just landed via WeChat:

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Making waves on Messenger:

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Just shared via Slack:

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

Just shared via Instagram:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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23 shares on Discord this month:

The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

51 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

Shared recently on Slack:

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

Just shared via Telegram:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Trending via YouTube:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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