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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Just shared via Reddit:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Going viral on Slack:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Making waves on Reddit:

I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

Trending via YouTube:

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Breaking via WeChat:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

Making waves on Discord:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

Trending via Slack:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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Just landed via Messenger:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Just shared via Reddit:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Spotted on Slack:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Seen just now on Threads:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Seen just now on Messenger:

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

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