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Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Broadcasted on YouTube:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

Just shared via Twitch:

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Live now on WhatsApp:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Trending via TikTok:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Breaking via Instagram:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Live now on Snapchat:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

83 shares on Threads this month:

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

33 shares on Slack this month:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

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Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

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Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

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If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

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Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Spotted on Threads:

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

Spotted on Reddit:

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

Going viral on Instagram:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Breaking via WeChat:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

Making waves on YouTube:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

Making waves on X:

I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.

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