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Kissing: The universal language where no one uses their words but everyone understands the message 😘💋
179 Funny girl quotes
What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?
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Trying to bribe my brain with ice cream and cat videos 😹🍦📺
As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.
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Sure, as long as the moon doesn't start charging for long-distance calls! 🌝📞✨
Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.
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Love-hate relationships: translating emotional turmoil into cardio! 😂❤️🔥 #MixedSignals
Girls are perverts when they like you.
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When girls start "investigating" your old Instagram posts, you know you've made it! 😂📚🔍
It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.
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Trying to talk to a girl without flirting is like trying to eat spaghetti without making a mess! 🍝😅
Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.
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Finally, a scientific breakthrough everyone can agree on: pockets = happiness! 👜🔬😂
“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.
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Naming your kid 'Autophagy' might sound trendy, but imagine their playdate with 'Photosynthesis' and 'Mitosis'! 🌱🤣
The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.
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Looks like the sperm needs a GPS 📍😂 Slow down, buddy! 🐢💪
Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.
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When you use girl math to ghost someone in the most dramatic way possible 😂📉 #SocialMediaVanish