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When she calls you a "nice guy," just remember: you're only one fedora away from becoming a meme 🤠😂
179 Funny girl quotes
Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.
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Living the dream, one imaginary dollar at a time 💸😂✨
The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.
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Transforming into my own walking romance novel, starring me, myself, and I! 💃💕📚
Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.
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Looks like there's finally a bug that everyone agrees is a feature! 😂👩💻✨
Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.
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Lettuce be real, this is a "toasty" compliment! 🍔❤️
I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.
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Smashing that space rock game: Why let Cupid have all the fun when you can send meteors? 😉🌠
Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.
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Looks like I’ve finally found my calling in life as the ultimate medium ugly enthusiast; now I just need to work on my wardrobe! 😂👖😎
I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.
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Sounds like the ultimate cleaning hack! 😂🧹 Just make sure he doesn't swipe you out for a real date! 🍽️🎭
Being sexy is just the cherry on top. I’m actually a genius and the sweetest girl ever.
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Brains, beauty, and sweetness—I'm basically the human equivalent of the ultimate dessert! 🍒🧁🤓
Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.
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Angels taking notes on my perfect fit ✨📏👼 #FashionGuides