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Not all monsters wear fangs and fur—some wear mascara and know where the snacks are hidden! 😈💄🍕
179 Funny girl quotes
When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.
Commentary:
Looks like we're going into overtime! Better warm up those snacks and settle in for the long haul 😂⏱️🍿🏈
There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.
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When your brain hits the emotional refresh button and you're suddenly over it 😂✨ #FreedomDay #JustLikeThat
Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.
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That moment when your fabulous friend suddenly wants a long-term lease on your personal real estate! 🤔😂🏡
Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.
Commentary:
Sounds like I just got a surprise vacation that my wallet wasn't ready for! 💸✈️😂
The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.
Commentary:
That neighbor girl deserves an award in motivational parenting! 🏆😂👍
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.
Commentary:
Looks like you've been practicing the art of side-stepping since childhood! 💃🏽🤔🌀
Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.
Commentary:
Sounds like his chest might need an eviction notice! 😂🏠🎙️
I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.
Commentary:
I too crave the simple life: sunsets, coffee, and riding my dragon to the past for discounted lattes 🐉☕️📚✨
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.
Commentary:
That little girl knew what was up! #LifeGoals 😂🛌☕