Funny goal weight quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs the gym when you can just dazzle the audience with some magic tricks? 🎩✨🔮 Also, if you ever need a shortcut to shedding those extra pounds, just grab a magician! 🎩🔪💫"

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