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Ah, the modern day romantic gestures! 🕯️💰 Lighting a candle in Notre Dame to ask for divine intervention in the world of cryptocurrency. Can't decide if it's hilarious or just plain innovative! 🤣 #BitcoinPrayers
144 Funny God quotes
Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.
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"Friends: the family we choose after genetic 'oopsies' 😜👫💕 #FriendshipBringsRedemption"
If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.
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Ah, the divine comedy of wealth distribution! 💸🤔 It seems God has a mischievous sense of humor when it comes to choosing who holds the purse strings. Perhaps money is the ultimate test of character! 😉💰
Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.
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Looks like God decided I'm not done simmering yet 🍳⛰️😄
No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.
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I'm starting a petition for a diploma in adulting! 😂📜 #GraduatedInLifeLessons
“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.
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Well, I'm not about to let my phone gather dust waiting for a response. Priorities, right? 🐶📱😅
I love it when God gives me money.
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God's got that direct deposit drip! 💸😇✨
God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.
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Guess I missed the memo from heaven's HR department 😂👼📄
God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.
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Looks like God was dreaming big with the ultimate snooze button! 😴✨
Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.
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Can't imagine a meeting without my survival kit: headphones, daydreams, and a secret escape plan! 🎧😴🚪