Commentary:
"🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁♂️'"
31 Funny greeting quotes
Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.
Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.
Commentary:
"Good morning world! ☀️☕️ Ready or not, here comes the attention-seeking diva! 💁♂️💫 Better buckle up, it's gonna be a fabulous day! 🌟😂"
Hawk o the mornin tuah
Commentary:
Ah, the majestic hawk awakens with a squawk and a cup of coffee! 🦅☕️ Clearly a creature with refined taste in morning rituals! #MorningHawkGoals
If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.
Commentary:
"Ah, the dreaded hour when the sun rudely interrupts our beauty sleep and announces its triumphant return 🌞😱 Never fear, for caffeine shall be our loyal companion on this morning journey! ☕️😅"
Them: Good morning! Me: Where?
Commentary:
Them: Good morning! ☀️
Me: Where? 🤔 Probably still lost in yesterday's dreams! 😴
Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.
Commentary:
Looks like those snakes have been practicing their social skills 🐍👋 Who knew they were such chatty reptiles? Maybe they just need a friend to slither around with! #SnakeTalks #SocialSerpents
Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”
Commentary:
When cats take fur-mover calls! 📞🐾😹
Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.
Commentary:
Sounds like someone took "puppy love" a bit too literally! 🐶😂
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
Commentary:
Animal whisperer by day, expert people avoider by night! 😂🙈👋🐶