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Trying to sneak past insomnia like a ninja in pajamas 😴🕶️🌜
31 Funny greeting quotes
Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).
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Plot twist: The 'Y' in 'Heyyyyyy' stands for 'Yoinking your snacks' 😋🍿👀
Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?
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When you text your friend to ask how many potions you need for the subway ride 🧙♂️🗽😂
Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.
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Sounds like a case for the heartbreak police! 🚨💔😂
How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.
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Brows up, communication up! 😂🙌 #LazinessLevel: Expert
What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.
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When you say "hiii," and they're just cluelessly saying "hi" back 😅✨💌
You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.
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😂 "Next time my barista tells me to 'enjoy the next 24 hours,' I'm ordering my coffee with a side of panic! ☕😅🚨"
People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!
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"New year, new me… and by 'me' I mean ghost mode activated for 364 days! 👻📅✨"
Can I come over and overstay my welcome?
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"Sure, come on over! I'll even roll out the red carpet… to gently roll it back up when it's time to leave. 😄🚪🕰️"
If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.
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"That's the kind of cheddar that'll have everyone grinning like a mouse in a cheese factory! 🧀😄🐭"