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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

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15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

Seen just now on Discord:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Shared recently on Discord:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Going viral on YouTube:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Going bananas on X:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Live now on Facebook:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Just shared via X:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Shared recently on Reddit:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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97 shares on Discord this month:

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

46 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

45 shares on X this month:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

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Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

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I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

Broadcasted on Discord:

My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Trending via Facebook:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Making waves on X:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Just landed via Telegram:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

Trending via Facebook:

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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