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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

Trending via Facebook:

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Going viral on Reddit:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Just landed via Discord:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Just landed via Messenger:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Trending via Messenger:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Going viral on Facebook:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Breaking via Instagram:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

Making waves on YouTube:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Just landed via Twitch:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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