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Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Just landed via YouTube:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

Spotted on Instagram:

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Just landed via X:

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

Trending via Pinterest:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Spotted on Facebook:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Just landed via Slack:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Just shared via Instagram:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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Spotted on WeChat:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Spotted on Slack:

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

Trending via Instagram:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Just landed via TikTok:

I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

Going viral on YouTube:

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Reported on Pinterest:

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Seen just now on Messenger:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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