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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

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Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Just shared via X:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

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Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

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Just shared via Facebook:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Trending via Reddit:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Spotted on Instagram:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Making waves on Messenger:

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Seen just now on Discord:

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Seen just now on X:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Making waves on Discord:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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