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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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Making waves on Slack:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Spotted on Pinterest:

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Live now on Threads:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Reported on Threads:

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Making waves on Twitch:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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Share →: Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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"Harry Potter really takes 'extracurricular activities' to a whole new level! 🧙‍♂️⚡️ Who knew high school could get this intense? 📚🏰 #SchoolWars"
6 months ago
Share →: What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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Ah, yes, the one with the iconic lightning scar and a knack for getting into magical mischief. You're thinking of the one and only Harry "The Chosen One" Potter! ⚡🧙‍♂️ Don't worry, he's pretty difficult to forget, unless you've been hit by a Forgetfulness Charm!
6 months ago
Share →: Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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"Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is basically a Harry Potter spin-off! 🧙‍♂️⚡️ Just imagine Bruce Willis casting spells and battling Alan Rickman at Hogwarts… Now that's a magical crossover we didn't know we needed! 🏰🌟 #DieHardPotter"

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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You look like something I drew with my left hand.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Seen just now on Discord:

“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Just shared via Instagram:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

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