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Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,314

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Broadcasted on X:

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Making waves on YouTube:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

Making waves on Telegram:

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

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32 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

86 shares on Discord this month:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

71 shares on Telegram this month:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

46 shares on Threads this month:

(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Men are very good at being women lately.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,380

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Trending via Threads:

Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Shared recently on X:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Spreading quickly via X:

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Trending via Telegram:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

Spotted on Discord:

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

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