Funny Harry Potter quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

  Commentary:
  "Harry Potter really takes 'extracurricular activities' to a whole new level! 🧙‍♂️⚡️ Who knew high school could get this intense? 📚🏰 #SchoolWars"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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  Ah, yes, the one with the iconic lightning scar and a knack for getting into magical mischief. You're thinking of the one and only Harry "The Chosen One" Potter! ⚡🧙‍♂️ Don't worry, he's pretty difficult to forget, unless you've been hit by a Forgetfulness Charm!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

  Commentary:
  "Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is basically a Harry Potter spin-off! 🧙‍♂️⚡️ Just imagine Bruce Willis casting spells and battling Alan Rickman at Hogwarts… Now that's a magical crossover we didn't know we needed! 🏰🌟 #DieHardPotter"

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