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Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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Making waves on WeChat:

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

Just shared via Discord:

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

Spotted on X:

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

Spotted on Snapchat:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

Just landed via Threads:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Going bananas on Reddit:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

Trending via Snapchat:

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

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13 shares on WeChat this month:

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

76 shares on Twitch this month:

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

13 shares on Discord this month:

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

30 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

48 shares on Threads this month:

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

34 shares on Discord this month:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

67 shares on TikTok this month:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

55 shares on Threads this month:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

87 shares on Discord this month:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

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One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

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In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Instagram:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Breaking via YouTube:

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

Going viral on WeChat:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Making waves on Slack:

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Just landed via TikTok:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

Going viral on WeChat:

Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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