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Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

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Making waves on YouTube:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

Just landed via X:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Trending via WeChat:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

Shared recently on Discord:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

Just shared via Facebook:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

54 shares on YouTube this month:

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

65 shares on YouTube this month:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

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“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via X:

Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.

Going viral on Twitch:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Just shared via Threads:

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

Just landed via Messenger:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Breaking via X:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Live now on Messenger:

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Breaking via Telegram:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

Making waves on Messenger:

Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

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