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Eating healthy requires a second job.

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Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

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Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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Sane is boring.

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

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Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

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Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.