Funny hitman quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

  Commentary:
  "Lesson learned: never cut corners when it comes to hitmen. 💸💥 Better to invest in quality work and avoid those budget-friendly deals! 😅 #HitmanFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

  Commentary:
  "Be careful what you wish for when seeking lifetime warranties – you might end up with more than just a replacement! 🔫💼 Remember, it's all fun and games until the hitman knocks on your door for that faulty toaster 🍞😱"

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