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Funny hitman quotes

Funny hitman quotes bring a hilarious twist to the dark world of assassins 💼🔫. Whether you’re a fan of sharp wit or just love a good laugh 😄, these clever lines mix danger with comedy perfectly. Get ready to chuckle as we dive into the unexpected humor hidden behind those deadly missions 🎯😂. Perfect for sharing or brightening your day with a little assassin’s charm!

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

Posted on2 weeks ago

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Posted on3 weeks ago

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