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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Happy new fear!

Just shared via Threads:

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

Seen just now on Slack:

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

Trending via YouTube:

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Reported on Twitch:

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

Making waves on WeChat:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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