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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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