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I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

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Don’t think my brain is braining properly today.

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I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

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I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Just landed via WeChat:

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

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