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Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Been getting really into nothing.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

Just shared via Discord:

The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Spotted on Twitch:

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I hope this email kills us both.

Just shared via Snapchat:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Spotted on Threads:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Going viral on Discord:

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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98 shares on Threads this month:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

99 shares on Slack this month:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

57 shares on Threads this month:

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Live now on YouTube:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Trending via Messenger:

In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

Trending via Threads:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Going viral on Messenger:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Spotted on TikTok:

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Going bananas on Twitch:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

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