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I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

Funny indecisive quotes

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

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54 shares on Threads this month:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

89 shares on Discord this month:

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

56 shares on X this month:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

81 shares on X this month:

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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Broadcasted on Instagram:

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

Seen just now on X:

I disagree with my politics.

Going bananas on Discord:

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

Going viral on X:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Going viral on X:

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

Trending via Threads:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

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Funny indecisive quotes

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

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