Funny intense quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

  Commentary:
  When your love life is so hot, even the candles need a fan! 🔥🕯️💦 Guess it's time to turn up the heat or maybe just grab some ice—either way, romance is definitely cooking! 😅💑

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, when you've got that sizzling chemistry with someone, it makes everyone else seem as exciting as plain toast 🍞💤. It's like having a gourmet meal and then being offered a packet of saltines. Chemistry: 1, Everyone else: 0 😂🔥"

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