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Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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334 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,603

Funny Quotes Topics

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15,603

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

Trending via Slack:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

Going viral on YouTube:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Making waves on Pinterest:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Just landed via Reddit:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Shared recently on X:

In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Making waves on Telegram:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

58 shares on X this month:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

52 shares on WeChat this month:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

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Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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334 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,603

Funny Quotes Topics

17,660

Funny Quotes Images

15,603

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,407

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Trending via X:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Making waves on Slack:

I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

Spotted on WeChat:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

Live now on Pinterest:

Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

Trending via Discord:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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