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Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

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Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Going viral on Threads:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Trending via Threads:

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Live now on Facebook:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Making waves on Reddit:

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Seen just now on Slack:

I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

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Funny intense quotes bring a wild mix of laughter and passion that hits just right! 😂🔥 Whether you’re feeling extra dramatic or just want to spice up your day with some bold humor, these quotes pack a punch. Get ready to chuckle, relate, and maybe even feel a little too real—all while having fun! 🎉💥 Let’s dive into the perfect blend of fierce and funny that’ll keep you entertained for hours! 😎✨

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Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Salt is just angry sugar.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Messenger:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Spotted on WeChat:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Trending via WeChat:

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

Live now on Instagram:

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Just shared via YouTube:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

Going viral on Discord:

To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

Making waves on YouTube:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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