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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Just landed via Facebook:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Seen just now on Instagram:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Breaking via TikTok:

So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Have you tried complaining about it?

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Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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Breaking via TikTok:

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Seen just now on Threads:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Shared recently on Discord:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

Going viral on Telegram:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

Spotted on WeChat:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Spotted on Telegram:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Going viral on Twitch:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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