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Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Trending via YouTube:

They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Spotted on Messenger:

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

Just shared via Telegram:

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

Seen just now on Discord:

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Spotted on YouTube:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

Making waves on Twitch:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Trending via Twitch:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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Shared recently on WhatsApp:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

Reported on X:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Breaking via Messenger:

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Just landed via Facebook:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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