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Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,451

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Spotted on Discord:

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

Live now on TikTok:

My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Going viral on WeChat:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Making waves on Telegram:

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

Making waves on Slack:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Spotted on Discord:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Shared recently on Discord:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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Social Media Stars ⭐

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

72 shares on X this month:

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,327

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

Spotted on Threads:

The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

Just landed via Telegram:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Making waves on Threads:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Going viral on YouTube:

I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

Breaking via Threads:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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