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Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Breaking via Telegram:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

Shared recently on Discord:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Live now on LinkedIn:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Going viral on Telegram:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Just landed via YouTube:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

22 shares on YouTube this month:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

21 shares on Slack this month:

Twitter is an abusement park.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

25 shares on X this month:

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

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You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Making waves on Messenger:

We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

Just landed via WeChat:

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Going viral on Snapchat:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Going viral on Threads:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Shared recently on Discord:

I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Just landed via Discord:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Spotted on Slack:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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