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Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,428

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Trending via WhatsApp:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Live now on Messenger:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Seen just now on Discord:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

Just shared via Snapchat:

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

Going viral on Pinterest:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Seen just now on X:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Live now on Snapchat:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

Live now on Twitch:

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Making waves on Reddit:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Just landed via Discord:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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99 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

82 shares on Discord this month:

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

80 shares on Discord this month:

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

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I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,405

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Slack:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

Shared recently on Telegram:

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

Seen just now on Telegram:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Spotted on X:

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Just shared via Slack:

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Breaking via Telegram:

Friends with consequences.

Making waves on Slack:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Going viral on Instagram:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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