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Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

Trending via Pinterest:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Broadcasted on X:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Shared recently on WeChat:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

Just shared via YouTube:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Just landed via X:

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Going bananas on Messenger:

People text you when you look good in photos.

Just shared via Telegram:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Going bananas on Instagram:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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87 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

38 shares on Discord this month:

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

59 shares on Discord this month:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

13 shares on Discord this month:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

58 shares on Slack this month:

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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Deleting university to focus on Twitter.

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It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

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You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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I love when the universe delivers receipts.

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Going viral on Telegram:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Going bananas on Slack:

Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

Just shared via YouTube:

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

Seen just now on Slack:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Going bananas on Slack:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Shared recently on X:

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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