Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2316 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,478

Funny Quotes Topics

15,183

Funny Quotes Images

12,478

Updated

42 minutes ago

Users Online

3,450

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Trending via Facebook:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Making waves on Telegram:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Trending via Reddit:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Just shared via Facebook:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Trending via Slack:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Reported on WhatsApp:

I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

Reported on Messenger:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

Home » Funny Last Second Quotes

Funny last second quotes

New funny last second quotes 👇

For even more funny last second quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny last second quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2316 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,478

Funny Quotes Topics

15,183

Funny Quotes Images

12,478

Updated

42 minutes ago

Users Online

3,439

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Facebook:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Going viral on X:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Spreading quickly via X:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

Trending via Messenger:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Just shared via Messenger:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

Trending via Threads:

Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Reported on TikTok:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴