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Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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Making waves on YouTube:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Trending via Slack:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Going viral on Facebook:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Breaking via TikTok:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Seen just now on Discord:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Shared recently on Telegram:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Funny late 20s quotes

Funny late 20s quotes are the perfect way to laugh through the chaos of adulting 😅🎉 Navigating awkward moments, unexpected responsibilities, and those “almost-thirty” vibes can be a wild ride! 🚀 Whether you’re embracing the glow-up or just trying to remember where you left your keys 🗝️, these witty sayings capture the hilarity of this unforgettable decade. Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe even snort a little! 😂✨

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51 shares on Discord this month:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

29 shares on X this month:

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

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Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Trending via X:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

Seen just now on X:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Spotted on WeChat:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Going viral on Messenger:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Going bananas on Threads:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Going viral on Threads:

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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