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You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Just landed via Telegram:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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They should invent a good thing that happens.

Trending via Reddit:

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Trending via Telegram:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Breaking via Facebook:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Going viral on YouTube:

My body looks like I have a great personality.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

Going viral on Telegram:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Breaking via X:

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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