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Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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238 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,507

Funny Quotes Topics

17,572

Funny Quotes Images

15,507

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,340

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

Freshly posted on X:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Trending via LinkedIn:

Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

Going bananas on Facebook:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

Shared recently on Reddit:

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Making waves on WeChat:

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

28 shares on Instagram this month:

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

23 shares on Discord this month:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

47 shares on Discord this month:

That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.

65 shares on Slack this month:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

82 shares on Slack this month:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

238 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,507

Funny Quotes Topics

17,572

Funny Quotes Images

15,507

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,557

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

We do it every night. Annoy each other.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Instagram:

I drive like I’m immortal.

Breaking via Telegram:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

Just shared via Facebook:

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Going viral on YouTube:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Spotted on Messenger:

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Going viral on Telegram:

I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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