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People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

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One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI take a 30-minute poop right after clocking in.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

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My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Making waves on YouTube:

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

Trending via WeChat:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Live now on Messenger:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

91 shares on Threads this month:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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47 shares on WeChat this month:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

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If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Making waves on Instagram:

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

Freshly posted on X:

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

Trending via Discord:

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Going viral on Reddit:

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

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