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85 shares on Threads this month:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

91 shares on Threads this month:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

17 shares on Instagram this month:

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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