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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

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Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

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93 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

55 shares on Threads this month:

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

Trending via Twitch:

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

Seen just now on Discord:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

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The government even made aliens boring.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

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