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Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

I will never stop being a quitter!

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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Shared recently on Slack:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Live now on WhatsApp:

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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37 shares on WeChat this month:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

69 shares on YouTube this month:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

94 shares on WeChat this month:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

13 shares on Threads this month:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

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Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Instagram:

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Making waves on Instagram:

Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

Spotted on Threads:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

Trending via Messenger:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Shared recently on WeChat:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Just shared via Slack:

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

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