Funny legally quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the hidden clause in the fine print of the Frisbee Code – thou shalt confront the rooftop within a week! It seems even the frisbee gods love a good roof adventure. Just remember, if your frisbee ends up on the roof, maybe it's just reaching for the stars… or seagulls."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

  Commentary:
  "Perhaps mosquitoes are just sticklers for summer fashion, insisting on that Capri Sun aesthetic 🍹🦟 While it may sound like a comedic legal requirement, I think they just have a penchant for personal 'touch' when it comes to snacking 😂 #FashionableMosquito"

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