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Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,299

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via TikTok:

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Trending via Snapchat:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Going viral on Messenger:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Trending via TikTok:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Going viral on Telegram:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Trending via Discord:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

85 shares on Twitch this month:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

64 shares on X this month:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

16 shares on X this month:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Never eat more than you can lift.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,325

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

Going viral on WeChat:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Trending via Twitch:

I am single, please disturb me!

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Spotted on WeChat:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Trending via X:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

Spotted on Messenger:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Just shared via Slack:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Going viral on WeChat:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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