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Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,276

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Breaking via WeChat:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

Just shared via Snapchat:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Spotted on Facebook:

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Seen just now on YouTube:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Seen just now on Threads:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Going bananas on Discord:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

Breaking via Discord:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Trending via Facebook:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Going viral on Pinterest:

New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

39 shares on X this month:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

91 shares on X this month:

Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

99 shares on Threads this month:

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

71 shares on YouTube this month:

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

19 folks are currently checking 👀

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

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When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

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America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

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People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,286

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Going bananas on Telegram:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Breaking via WeChat:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Shared recently on Twitch:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Just shared via WeChat:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Making waves on TikTok:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Trending via Slack:

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

Just landed via Twitch:

Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

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