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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

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“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

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I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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