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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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Share →: Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Commentary:
"Rent be out here acting like it's striving for that promotion to Executive Suite Who knew paying rent could come with an annual performance evaluation? Maybe it's time for a feedback session with your landlord?"