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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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Share →: I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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