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We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

Spotted on WeChat:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.

Just landed via Telegram:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Trending via Facebook:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

Spotted on Facebook:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Going viral on YouTube:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Just landed via Instagram:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Spotted on Messenger:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

Just shared via Instagram:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Shared recently on Twitch:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Going viral on Twitch:

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Going bananas on X:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Trending via Facebook:

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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