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People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Body by sandwich.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

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Seen just now on Discord:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Going bananas on Slack:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Live now on Threads:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Going viral on Telegram:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Spotted on Messenger:

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

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53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

80 shares on Reddit this month:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

65 shares on X this month:

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

15 shares on Threads this month:

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

Live now on Reddit:

Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

Broadcasted on Threads:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Breaking via Facebook:

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

Just shared via Threads:

Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

Making waves on WeChat:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Making waves on Discord:

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

Making waves on Slack:

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

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New funny lounging quotes 👇

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

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