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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Just landed via Discord:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

Just landed via LinkedIn:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

Just landed via Pinterest:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

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47 shares on TikTok this month:

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

23 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Twitch:

I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

Making waves on Facebook:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Just landed via Discord:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Breaking via Snapchat:

The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

Just landed via Messenger:

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

Trending via YouTube:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

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